a huge scorpion with evil soul



iOS ‘95

iOS ‘95

you’re walking in the woods, there’s no one around and your phone is dead, out of the corner of your eye you spot him…shia labeouf. he’s following you about 30 feet back, he gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he’s gaining on you…shia labeouf. you’re looking for your car but you’re all turned around, knees weak, arms are heavy, there’s vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti


"What are you looking at?, you got something to say?"

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I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two



Q: What happens when you remove this speck?


A: It becomes a prince! When the speck is removed from the “egg” it becomes a “prince”!

❈ In Japanese, egg is 玉子 and prince is 王子. Get it?




It’s the final day to feast, Fannibals. Vote Hannibal for Best Horror TV Show: http://bit.ly/10BhAiu

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